March 2012
February 2012
5uzanne's 2012 Academy Awards Drinking Game
(As a disclaimer, this was adapted from BuzzFeed’s 2011 game as well as from film.com)
- RED CARPET
- If someone asks “Who are you wearing?” 1 Drink
- If someone brings their parent as a date 1 Drink
- If you see a side boob 2 Drinks
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If you see a front boob (nip slip or see through outfit) Chug
- THE AWARDS
- If Bridesmaids wins original screenplay 2 Drinks
- If Transformers wins in any category 2 Drinks
- If Tom Cruise embarrasses himself 1 Drink
- If Emma Stone says something sarcastic and it’s not funny 1 Drink
- If Angelina Jolie needs a hamburger 1 Drink
- If Billy Crystal frowns 1 Drink
- If someone makes a Catwoman joke 2 Drinks
- If someone grabs an ass or crotch 1 Drink
- Someone references Titanic 1 Drink
- There is an audience cut to Jack Nicholson 2 Drinks
- A non-white person wins an award and the camera cuts to audience member who has no connection to the winner except for being the same race 2 Drinks
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If The Artist wins 3 or more categories 3 Drinks
- ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES
- Political acceptance speech (Occupy Wall Street, the election, etc.) 1 Drink
- If someone has prepared notes for their speech 1 Drink
- If someone walks the wrong way after their speech 1 Drink
- If someone gets bleeped or otherwise censored by the time delay 1 Drink per bleep/censor
- If the speaker is cut off by the orchestra Chug as long as the music and the speech overlap
- If someone starts crying during their acceptance speech Waterfall
- DEATH MONTAGE
- If you don’t know who the person is featured in the Death Montage 1 Drink
- If Whitney Houston is featured in the Death Montage 2 Drinks