June 2013
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
i think a gang war is about to break out in my itunes library
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holy fuckballs
Idk who you are but your blog is hilarious! Just thought you should know.
omg thank u bb
just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?
you get glee.
that’s what happens.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
